Monday, November 20, 2006
Church Building Progress
Wednesday, November 08, 2006
A Few Quotes....
"It often requires more courage to dare to do right than to fear to do wrong." - Abraham Lincoln
"The best things in life have little to do with money or success. They are based on heart, compassion, and allowing others to express their passions." - Declan Dunn
"The more you seek security, the less of it you have. But the more you seek opportunity, the more likely it is that you will achieve the security that you desire." - Brian Tracy
Sunday, November 05, 2006
The Little Blue Engine that Could (after a long, long time)
What you see here is an engine out of a 1984 Nissan 720 4x4 pickup. This is a project that has been a long time in coming due to other projects needing to be done before winter. The engine is actually already in the truck so I'll have to get some pics of it installed to post here soon. Just one of the many projects that I have been working on and thought that some people would like to see what a blue engine looked like :)
Friday, October 27, 2006
Massive Recall!
RECALL NOTICE
The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Subsequential Internal
Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.
Some other symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is
no additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus into the heart component. No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers' Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.
Thank you for your attention!
GOD
Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by "kneemail".
Friday, October 06, 2006
vacation weekend
Our weekend started Saturday morning at 5:30 when Natalie and I got up. Our goal was to leave at 6:00 but ended up leaving at about 6:30. Natalie was scheduled to sing at Joel and Heather's wedding and we needed to be in seattle at the rehearsal at 1:00 in the afternoon. After getting lost a couple times trying to find the park that the wedding was in we finally made it albeit a little late. The rehearsal lasted until about 4PM and then we followed Dan and Debbie Peterson back to the hotel. Dan and Debbie grew up in that area of the state and knew their way around somewhat more than I. The wedding was beautiful the next day (sunday).
Sunday, September 24, 2006
Corn maze
Friday, September 22, 2006
Here she is. Showing her true colors as a telepathic blogger. In this rare picture we actually caught her right in the middle of a telepathic transfer. (look at how the lazer beam eyes glow during the upload)
May all beware of this innocent looking little black dog known as "Lucy" Aliases that she is also known as are: Lucy-Lu, Lucy Girl, Trouble, Pup-pup, Ushy (as Trinity Diviney calls her), Pupperoni, and Lucy Goosey. Public beware of this black dog Half Blacklab and Half German Shorthaired Pointer. Whatever you do- Do not acknowledge to her that she is a blogger this will only encourage this odd and slightly disturbing behavior in her. Thank you for your attention to this urgent and crucial report.
Tune in next time for pictures of the lair of "Lucy the Blogging Dog"